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A cozy, tongue-in-cheek sweatshirt for the friend whose quiet time is sacred. The illustrated front shows a relaxed woodland scene with a fox tucked into a chair, surrounded by warm cabin details and the playful message, “IF YOU NEED ME, DON’T.” It captures that wonderfully familiar mood: the fire is going, the book is open, and the outside world can wait. With its classic fit, dropped shoulders, and medium-heavy fleece feel, this crewneck settles easily into slow mornings, cabin weekends, reading nights, and unapologetic do-not-disturb moments. Ribbed cuffs and hem help keep the shape comfortable, while the seamless tubular construction creates a clean look. Made for adults who value cozy solitude, woodland humor, and a little uninterrupted peace.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester material; fiber content varies by color
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²) fabric
- Classic fit with relaxed dropped shoulders
- Stretch ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex
- Tubular knit construction without side seams and a tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
If You Need Me Don’t Funny Raccoon Crewneck Sweatshirt
$40.99
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Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester material; fiber content varies by color
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²) fabric
- Classic fit with relaxed dropped shoulders
- Stretch ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex
- Tubular knit construction without side seams and a tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean